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07:41 pm: 01/6/08: the agony.
Alex ran up to me and Tim today and cockpunched both of us at the same time. 

Later we told Elena and she said, "you have dicks?"

10:55 pm: I teach kindergarten in Korea. I can't speak Korean. It's a private academy for parents who want their kids to learn English from an early age. Today I got instructions from my boss to teach the kids a game called too ho. Number six on the instruction packet reads like it was written by a drunken William S. Burroughs:

6. throw the anger flesh, than, the team which inserts the anger flesh which is more wins a victory. Consideration fact: The condition method follows participation personnel possibility and it composes originality. The anger flesh does not to be, end is not sharp some it does heavily.

Our boss expects us to follow these instructions to the tee.

08:11 pm: SWEET JEW HUMPING CHRIST
 NARGANRNAGNGANGARG

08:54 pm: God for bacon world.

Raising the steaks.

10:06 pm: I like my women like I like my flour. White, pasty, and in bread. 

10:00 pm:

I want my athletes to be pumped full of steroids like god intended.

09:26 pm:

The nation of black Israel thinks that Shakespeare and the vikings were black. I think that's an awesome idea.

09:22 pm:

Drink to get drunk, but don't go gambling with a girl's gravy grotto.

10:36 pm: He called himself Savory and Sweet.
 

10:17 pm: Munching the mucous of melancholy.